"Antichrist" (2009)

Not an amazing film, but also not as bad as some people say either. A lot of it is really beautiful, some of it is really stupid (which should be easy to spot in the above gifs), and there’s Willem Dafoe’s dick and a female self-circumcision.

"Once Upon a Time in the West" (1968)

After hating the fucking shit out of “Butch Cassady and the Sundance Kid” a few weeks ago (seriously, ugh), I swore I’d never watch another western ever again (I’ve never really watched westerns because, well, they’re fucking WESTERNS). I gave this one a shot because Henry Fonda is in it, and it turns out that Sergio Leone westerns are actually pretty fucking good.

"Iceman" (1984)

If you’re expecting this to be a Top Gun spin-off wherein Val Kilmer reprises his role as Lieutenant Tom “Iceman” Kazansky, you’re gonna be disappointed.

But if you’re in the mood to see a reanimated Neanderthal grunt for an hour, stab principal Strickland from Back to the Future in the stomach, get shot by Danny Glover, and hang for an extended period of time from a flying helicopter, you’re in luck. For this movie has all those things.

"Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band" (1978)

You’ve HEARD about how bad this movie is (honestly, it’s no worse than lots of other 70’s dreck), but you really need to see it to experience how truly bizarre it is. Everything about it has this disco/cocaine veneer, and just knowing we live in a world where corporate trainwrecks like this exist is a never-ending source of joy for me.

And Barry Gibb’s long, soft, feathered mane - it’s glorious! There’s one part where they’re in the studio cutting some vocals, and Barry kinda holds his headphones away from his head so as not to disturb his locks. So, so good.